"Don't Panic" T-Shirt - Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
Don’t Panic. Just Organize.
P.S. Don’t forget your towel.
In a galaxy increasingly run by people who definitely didn’t read the manual, it’s easy to feel overwhelmed. But remember the most important advice ever printed in large, friendly letters: Don’t Panic.
This design is a nod to The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy — reimagined for organizers, activists, and those navigating the absurdity of modern politics with their sanity (mostly) intact. Whether you’re fighting bad legislation or just trying to get your city council to answer emails, this shirt, mug, or poster is your reminder that chaos is inevitable, but organization is revolutionary.
Available on:
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T-Shirts – for rallying in comfort and style
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Mugs – for sipping tea while plotting the downfall of bureaucracy
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Posters – perfect for your wall, war room, or spaceship
Ideal for:
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Grassroots galaxy defenders
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Hitchhiker fans who read voting guides
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People who always know where their towel is and where to file a complaint
Because organizing isn’t just smart — it’s interstellar survival.
So keep calm, build coalitions, and don’t forget your towel.
Details:
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Gildan Unisex Cotton Tee – trusted quality
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100% cotton for a soft and comfortable fit
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Classic fit with durable stitching
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Printed design that stands out, just like you
Available in multiple sizes. Grab yours now and make it OFFICIAL.
Product features
- Shoulder tape for added durability and a stable fit
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste while enhancing visual appeal
- Elastic ribbed collar maintains its shape over time
- Crafted from strong, smooth fabric ideal for vibrant prints
- Comfortable classic fit for relaxed, all-day wear
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, and Russet are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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